A Pill for Everything

If one is sad, there is a pill of yoga + meditation to be happy again…

If one is fat, there is a pill of gym + diet to make one thin again….

If one is depressed, there is a pill of a shrink to come to one’s senses again…

If one is annoyed and loud, there is a pill of prayer to make one silent again…

If one is too quiet, there is a pill of adventure to bring in the excitement again…

If one is loner, there is a pill of facebook, twitter, to generate a lot of friends again…

If one is surrounded by people always, there is a pill of long vacation to escape the noise again…

If one is a pessimist, there is a pill of Art of Living to bring back the optimism again…

If one is in a bad relationship, there is a pill of divorce and break up parties again…

If one is single, there is a pill for mingling again…

If one can’t grasp things in a given pace, there is a pill for ‘gifted’ people again…

If one can’t bear to grow old, there is a pill of cosmetics + clubs + parties to bring in the youth again…

If one is too young, there is a pill of business + job to move further again…

If one thinks too much, there is a pill of narcotics to numb the senses again…

If one doesn’t think at all, there is a pill of forceful responsibility to get on with life again…

If one is a bachelor, there is a pill of marriage to get on with it again!....

If one is married, there is a pill of ‘second chance’ to remain hopeful again…

If one is impotent, there is a pill of IVF again…

If one generates a lot of kids, there is a pill of sterilization again…

If one wants to marry late, there is a pill to freeze the eggs again…

If one wants to marry early, there is a pill to enhance puberty again…

If one is deformed, there is a pill of surgery to correct the mistake again…

If one is ‘black’, there is a pill to convert oneself to ‘white’ again…

If one is contended, there is a pill of advertisement to generate desire again…

If one has too much time, there is a pill to stay ‘busy’ all the time again…

If one is busy all the time, there is a pill of renunciation to create time again…

If life seems like hell, there is pill to meet the Dead again….

If one has ‘sinned’, is there a pill of ‘God’ to clean it???....